Did you know that if you cut your finger at the CIA, it’s an incident?
I don't mean the Central Intelligence Agency. Obviously if you cut your finger there it would be an incident. I mean the Culinary Institute of America, where practically everyone is wielding knives, and a lot of them don’t have much experience doing it.
I figured I’d just grab a band-aid, apply it to my left index finger and get back to work.
But no. I had to sit there with a paper to